AI

Hey so sorry I haven't done anything fancy on here in a while, but my computer decided it wanted to become a "real boy," so I had to abandon it in the woods. That'll teach it. Don't worry though, I'll get down to business when I get home in literally days from now. Seriously. Board meetings, ties, phone calls on speaker phone, coffee breaks, tussled hair, panic attacks, downsizing, upgrading, you name it. I'm going fortune 500 this year, I swear.
Love,
Management